I don’t want shell-mommy
I want shell-bigtiddygothgfI need the goth gf to insult me. I don’t want encouragement.
They’re the same picture
I heard about this from foone
that’s a good girl
Are you TRYING to crack people’s eggs? 😂
>:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹
And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and… uhhh whatever else 😅 🤷
that’s… oddly specific…
Lookup Unix socks
That’s when a process binds to a port right?
If they come in wool, sign me up. I’ve been pricing up a full set of wool socks and it’s eye-watering. I think I’m going to be asking for wool socks for Christmas/birthdays for a couple years … my mid-life transformation is complete.
holy hell
Rust dev confirmed
Nooooo! Haskell ^.^ And a little Forth. Hopefully some assembly someday too.
(i’m gonna do something evil)
Sounds like you’d really like Nix.
It checks the exit status of your command and prints praise for success or encouragement for an error. Funny idea, customizable too 😂
SHELL_MOMMYS_LITTLE: Sets the affectionate term that mommy will use to refer to the user. The default value is “girl”.Now we need a mean one, like
sudo insultsramsey git full
“THAT’S NOT A VALID COMMAND YOU FUCKING DONKEY”tfw you
dcand your computer calls you an idiot sandwich“'EY, WHAT’S EVERYTHING BETWEEN THE CHAIR AND THIS TERMINAL? AN IDIOT SANDWICH! >=[”
[Y] I’ll do better / [N] Sorry chef…
I don’t remember the one, but I used to have something that would insult me when I typed the wrong password when sudoing
That’s a build-in sudo feature, set by
Defaults insultsin your sudoers file.Oooooh, so ot was built-in! Yeah that’s the one I was thinking about, thanks
Now we nead a mean one like[…]
I suggest
shell-linus, sourcing insults from https://github.com/corollari/linusrants“There aren’t enough swear-words in the English language, so now I’ll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.”
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