As a gay man, they really really do.

My sister is a lesbian and she has a fear of being perceived as gay. She said that she’s so straight that she became a lesbian.

Leviticus doesn’t specify a gender of the audience, so the only acceptable sex is for all straight men to become uwu lesbians.

Worse: football organisations in The Netherlands of all places are refusing to wear anything that implies sympathy to LGBTQ+ matters. Being a footballer and called gay is still a popular insult. A comedian had to start selling team captain bands, replacing the organisation’s One Love one with a new Wat Laf version (it means “How cowardly”). At least the Wat Laf is aimed at the national football organisation.

For some reason on the other hand, the women’s football side has no problem with that, with several overt lesbians playing in the national leagues.