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My library card isn’t in my wallet because I keep my smash pass for your mom in there.
You need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom’s, she just does walk-ins. No card required.
It’s more of a punch out coupon card.
I have to threaten all of your mom’s with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I’m trying to sleep.
i solved this by issuing @billy_bollocks’ mom a 10-visit punchcard so she would stop calling me to come over so often
Y’all got nothing on me, I fucked all your dad’s back to back.
This devolved quickly.
