Definitely don’t have a text channel for announcing jerkin it
Hey everyone, I’m going to choke my snake!
it’s been three hours, did everything work out
Oh, they worked something out.
How’d you go, bud?
Go away, baitn
Now if it was mostly female strangers it would be at least understandable.
Yeah, that was a weird way to put that. Clearly nobody in that group has social skills.
as if discord is where weird chat was invented. what’s that, me, oh i’m not familiar at all with the ancient chats!
bash org archive I put on my robe and wizard hat.
yeah that’s accurate
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Oh shut up, literally nobody is impressed about your experience with weird kinky BBS boards or IRC chats
You have a tiny cock.
k bb
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Sounds like a server full of master baiters.
Seems those people are under appreciated there, they should cum here!
Oh, cum like orgasm (verb) or semen (noun)? That’s a very clever bit of wordplay.
Please redirect all such messages to the masturbation announcement channel.
But its still ok to announce when you have just returned from masturbating, right?
Just please wash your hands first.
Not before a nice wet high five!
If we high five before I wash my hands, does that make our hands eskimo brothers? (I really am speedrunning how many times I can get comments removed for uh, bigotted?, language)
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Yeah, it’s discord, not fucking 4chan. Have a little decorum, ya reprobate.
Discorum*
The only correct way to announce masturbation.
“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal’s most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it’s doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn’t first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or “knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom”). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.” - Ernest Cline
If this isn’t a joke (which i think it is), you have a very skewed sense of scientists. If it is a joke, then carry on my dude.
It is indeed a joke
The best jokes touch a deep truth. This one at least strokes the surface.
Masturbation is an innovator. So many inventions go back to “because porn”. Take current AI development for example, there’s a massive drive because porn and porn has only one job.
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“The little man in the canoe” might be the best one I’ve heard yet
Marie Curie had a husband though.
Had. And then she didn’t. Their marriage only lasted nine years.
God, I fucking hate Ernest Cline.
I like how the response emojis say “No” and “I came”
the “1984” got me good. XD
Discord statuses after this announcement be like:
That discord’s users must have dedication to make these emotion reactions happen.
You clearly haven’t seen the uk embassy discord
The what now?
I refuse to elaborate
that’s pretty standard for just about any major server. not too hard to spell stuff. there’s a keyboard shortcut that lets you hold the emoji menu open.