Oh damn. Please.
This user has the overall most reliably great posts, on all of Lemmy, I swear.
OP thanks for your dedication, you make Lemmy much better.
I always figured it was just Gallowbob again lol.
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Why are you taking Sardinia, but not Sicilia
Maybe because Cuba gets in the way smh
Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster
I’m into it, and I can see mexico and Cuba being into it as well.
Nah not really, the catholic church loves going below the belt
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US Catholics have adapted a lot of the beliefs from the protestant-oriented groups in the US. Try asking Paul Ryan or Rick Santorum if they accept the Vatican’s official stance on evolution and watch them squirm. Having the Vatican be right there would be . . . difficult.
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.
It would still be a disaster what ever happens. I never said them getting along would cause said disaster
Well, the Italian government is going full-on neo-fascist, so it’d probably be a wash, but the food would be so much better!
This made me realize that Florida is a penis.
As someone that lives in Florida, would we go over to Europe or do we stay here in the new Italian location?
This sort of thing always makes me think of this Bugs Bunny scene
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Corsica is now under the sea
Have to crack some eggs if you want an omelete.
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Didi!!
NO GOD PLEASE NO
Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida
Likewise. Having trump and orban derail EU together is my worst nightmare. Please, keep an eye on your Florida. Don’t let it sh1t in my backyard.
Counterpoint: I want authentic Italian food
Then come to Italy (or rather: go to France or Austria near the border so you can enjoy Italian food without actually dealing with living in Italy)
Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.
And we don’t tolerate POS like DeSantis.
So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.
You say that, but Berlusconi was Prime Minister of Italy for a long time.
Yes please, florida is a cancer on the union, like Texas.
now you’re making us deal with that shithole
Yes, consider it penance for making us drink espresso in tiny cups, and deal with the confusion of your hand gestures. I’ll not even bring up Bocelli’ s version of ‘Perfect’.
Not Italian.
Also, if you don’t know how to do things properly don’t complain about it
Sorry about the piss and vinegar which constitutes the majority of your composition, apparently.
Vinegar is great. Not my fault you can’t handle it
Go back to special kid camp please
It’s not my fault your taste buds have the maturity of those of a 3 year old
Texas turns a profit.
Until it gets chilly and the power grid shits itself.
I feel like this is maybe a reference that I don’t know?
Just factual. Texas pays more taxes than it receives back from the Fed. One of the few states that does.
Yeah I live in Washington so I’m well aware of what it’s like to be in a state that props everyone else up. We’d be fine without Texas.
TIL that Florida is basically the same size as Italy. Weird.
But italy has a population 3 times higher. And its a place where you actually would want to stay.
But oddly Italy is a much more attractive land mass. Florida just looks like a limp dick
Complete with jap’s eye.
There’s got to be a better term dude
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I’m not speaking for him but you’ve clearly not been to the UK
“basically”
From my rudimentary looking at a map the US would get tiny Italians and we would get 2.5 if not 3m tall Floridians.
Italy going from just a boot, to a boot about to kick Cuba’s ass.
An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy
I mean if that means Italy would be closer to me, and florida much much further away I think that would make me sane to want to switch.
And you move that shithole to our continent
Dump it in the middle of the pacific?
No, send it straight back to hell, where it belongs
I’ll take that deal.