That’s one way for Giorno to appear in Stone Ocean
No
I second this. Hell I might even third it.
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Well thank you, but no thank you.
We got enough conservatives as it is.
Sincerely
Your would-be neighbour
This is applicable to both of them, WTF.
I really don’t know who the biggest losers are in that trade.
Definitely Sicily, they get wiped out in this plan… .
Europe. Florida has flying cockroaches.
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What part is confusing? They have cockroaches capable of flight. I am still an atheist but if you made me submit a list of arguments for the existence of Satan this would be a bullet point.
Satan punishes bad things, God creates them
Europe, losing part of the mountains will hurt water and weather
Europe, Italy has some of the best food
I accept your offer
Then I’d be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!
Sweden here we only get 5 weeks vacay. 480 days parental leave though.
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You generally (it depends by country) don’t get paid anymore between 6 and 12 months. But you still have a job. So when they get tired of using her womb like clown car, they could back to work. Also is usually (again varies by country) shared parental leave. So between both parents up to the maximum allowance.
That’s a good point, but for Sweden, it is indeed 480 paid days. It’s a government calculation related to your income and there is a point (after 390 days) where it drops to the minimum payout, but it is still paid leave.
There are also government-mandated options in Sweden to receive a slightly lower pay in exchange for working fewer hours. I don’t have the exact details here, but it’s something like 75% pay for 75% hours.
Pretty incredible coverage for new parents in that specific country.
This article has a great summary for a lot of European countries’ parental leave laws. And yeah, quite a few are less than a year of paid leave:
So, 5 weeks more than we get! That sounds amazing!
Canadian here. I signed a contract with 4weeks of vacation that was changed to ‘unlimited’ this year. So far I’ve taken 5 weeks and have a 6th week approved in November.
I haven’t used any sick days but they’re unlimited. If you take more than 3 in a row, you need a doctors note.
15 weeks parental leave that can be split between partners (father can use none/some/all to look after child while mother goes back to work)
People in America and Japan… “‘only’ 5 weeks?!”
Don’t forget we don’t have a limited amount of days were allowed to be sick either.
My state now has mandatory parental leave, about a year after me and my wife had decided that we didn’t want more kids. Oh well. At least people in the future will benefit.
At least youre not the type to try to stop something because you missed the window on benefitting from it
Even if I were it wouldn’t apply in this case. Having a society with programs like this in place helps everyone even indirectly. I am fine with greed as long as it goes beyond basic right in front of you.
We all benefit from a better world. Sure some more than others but all at least some.
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We don’t have 2 months vacation…
Or hyperbole, apparently :(
Four weeks, two months, whatever, they’re both still infinitely more than Americans are guaranteed, which is zero.
My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit
Watch them join the british commonwealth to help them cope with the decision
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But wait, there’s more! Order now and we’ll throw in the Flexit sleeveless shirt, our patented DIY home tattoo kit, and a 6-week supply of bath salts!
I bet they would if you called it that
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
reeeeeee you hate America!!!
That would be awesome… A Mecca for rednecks/Republicans replaced by walkable cities, a nice countryside, vibrant communities, lovely cafes, and awesome pizza. When does the work begin lol
Yeah, but the Balkans have enough problems already and don’t need that shit.
Maybe make it an island?!
You take Italy and we sink Florida in the Atlantic. Then it’s a deal
Florida is already attaching floaties to their beaches. It’ll be on the way soon!
Looks more phalic
I live in Georgia USA I’ve been to FL way too many times Europe doesn’t deserve this.
It’s amazing how quickly it turns to shit on I-75 S when you cross the border. You can just feel the nastiness.
Meth production triples in Europe in just weeks of Florida’s arrival!
Why Florida looks like d***
Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.
And we don’t tolerate POS like DeSantis.
So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.
You say that, but Berlusconi was Prime Minister of Italy for a long time.
Why is Italy a penis?
Something something Georgia
Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.
We don’t need that, we already have Scandinavia.
Sweden and Finland are literally a penis, balls included
Florida
attached to Europelooks mildly like a penis.Florida
attached to Europelooksmildlylike a penis.You might want to get that checked out
Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily
And Corsica just vanishes
